there ain't no more calico cats around here no mo', pete.
Straight person: I like plain pizza!
Gay person (male or female): I like pepperoni pizza!
Bisexual: I like both pepperoni and plain pizza!
Pansexual: I like any kind of pizza, no matter the topping.
Asexual: I don't like pizza.
Aromantic: I don't like pizza either, but I may enjoy the smell or the aesthetic.
Demisexual: I only enjoy pizza if it's specially made for me.
Homophobe: What is wrong with you? God made pizza to be plain, not so you can put all these toppings on it!!
Homophobe: And you can't like both plain and pepperoni! You're just confused! Choose one and stop being greedy!
Homophobe: WAITER! See that person getting pepperoni pizza? Take it back, because I don't like that.